Baked Onion Rings

how would I make vegan onion rings?

preferably not fried. I have something called “french fried onion pieces” from Wegmans and of course yellow onions and flour (whole wheat) and the usual things. Any good recipes that are simple? I used to love the taste and haven’t had them in years and if there is a low fat one, I’d love to take it.
no beer okay? I’m 18
No Vodka either, I’m 18!

Vegan Baked Onion Rings Angry Samoan Style

Add to a blender:
16oz flour
8oz french fried onion pieces
pinch curry powder
pinch salt
16 capers
5 oz vodka (Uncle Sambo’s alcohol free variety) I REPEAT: UNCLE SAMBO’S ALCOHOL FREE!
2oz brown sugar
14 drops of Worchester Sauce cornstarch
1oz hot chilli oil
1 soaked anchovy
1 brown egg from a nice place.
2 manticore oil glands
1 cup of heavy whipping cream
add coconuts to taste

Cut up all sorts of large onions into rings onion into rings rings onions.
Dip in french fried onion pieces and then soak in the blender mixture.

Wrap in banana leaves and bury them in a pit filled with charcoal. Exhume in three hours and enjoy.

Oven-Fried Onion Rings aka “Ovenion Rings”


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